THE BATTLE OF NEW ORLEANS
1) In 1814 we took a little trip,
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississipp'
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
And we met the bloody British near the town of New Orleans.
Chorus:
We fired our guns and the British kept a comin'.
There wasn't nigh as many as they was a while ago.
We fired once more and they begin to runnin',
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
2) We looked down the river and we see'd the British come...
There must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring;
While we stood beside our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.
Chorus
3) Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise.
If we didn't fire a musket till we looked 'em in the eyes.
We held our fire till we see'd their faces well;
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave 'em--Well.
Chorus
4) They ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles,
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
'em, On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
Chorus
5) We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down,
So we grabbed an alligator and we poured an other round.
We put the ball between his teeth and powdered his behind,
And when we touched the powder off the 'gator lost his mind.
Chorus
6) They ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles,
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go.
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em,
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
Throw it Out the Window
I love you, you love me, let’s get together
and throw Barney… out the window
Chorus
The window, the second-story window,
High Low, Low High, the second-story window.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone,
But when she got there,
The cupboard was bare,
So she threw it out the window,
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating his Christmas pie;
He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
And threw it out the window,
Chorus
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
Then he threw them out the window,
Chorus
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep,
And doesn't know where to find them;
But leave her alone, when they come home,
She'll throw them out the window,
Chorus
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey; when along came a spider,
Who sat right down beside her,
She threw him out the window,
Chorus
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill threw him out the window,
Chorus
Mary had a little lamb, its' fleece was white as snow,
And ev'rywhere that Mary went,
She threw it out the window! Chorus
Eeny meeney miny moe, catch a tiger by the toe,
If he hollers let him go,
But throw him out the window. Chorus
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Threw him out the window. Chorus
Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Put her in a pumpkin shell
And threw her out the window. Chorus
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped out the window…Chorus
It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man’s snoring;
He got out of bed and bumped his head
And fell out the window…Chorus
Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry,
Oh mother dear, we sadly fear our mittens we have lost..
So she threw them out the window…Chorus
Three blind mice, see how they run!
They all ran after the farmer’s wife,
Who cut off their tails with a caving knife,
And threw them out the window…Chorus
This little pig went to market, this little pig stayed home,
This little pig had roast beef,
And this little pig got thrown out the window…Chorus
The eency, weency spider climbed up the water spout;
Down came the rain and washed the spider out the window…Chorus
Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub
And how do you thing they got there? The butcher, the baker
And the candlestick-maker, and
They all jumped out the window…Chorus
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe;
She had so many children she didn’t know what to do.
So she threw them out the window…Chorus
Pat a cake, pat a cake, Baker’s man.
Bake me a cake as fast as you can and
Throw it out the window…Chorus
Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been?
I’ve been to London to visit the Queen
And throw her out the window…Chorus
Baa, baa, black sheep have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes sir, three bags full; one for the master
One for the dame and one to throw out the window…Chorus
Rock-a-bye, baby, on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock;
And when the bough breaks the cradle will fall out the window…chorus
Old Grey Mare
The old grey mare
Went swimming in the Delaware
Lost her underwear
Couldn't find it anywhere
Six months later
Found it on a polar bear
Long, long time ago.
Tarzan Of The Apes
(Tune: "Battle Hymn Of The Republic")
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes.
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes.
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes;
That's why they call me: (shouted while pounding fists on chest) Tarzan Of
The Apes!
Greasy, Grimy, Gopher Guts
(Tune: "The Old Grey Mare")
Great gree, gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts;
Mutilated monkey meat; little birdie's dirty feet.
Greta greean gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts;
And, I forgot my spoon
(Spoken) But I got a straw!
I'm A Mighty Cub Scout
(Tune: "I'm A Little Teapot")
I'm a mighty Cub Scout; hear me shout!
I got power; I got clout!
When my den's (or pack's) together and we go out,
Scout's aims and gains we all will tout!
Worms And Spiders
(Tune: "Frere Jacques")
Worms and spiders; worms and spiders;
Creep and crawl; creep and crawl.
Keep 'em in my pockets; keep 'em in my pockets.
(Spoken) OOOPS!!!
Squashed them all; squashed them all!
I Wuv a Wabbit
I wuv a rabbit
A cwazy, cwazy wabbit
Hop, Hop, bunny, bunny
Hop, Hop, bunny, bunny
Hop, hop, ho, ho, hop, hop
He no wike cawwots
I’m cwazy over cawwots.
Chew, chew, bunny, bunny
Chew, chew, bunny, bunny
Chew, chew, ho, ho, chew, chew
When I go to sweep at night
I kiss he and he kiss I
But if he’s been a such and such
Then he has to sweep in his wabbit hutch.
I wuv a rabbit
A cwazy, cwazy wabbit
Hop, Hop, bunny, bunny
Hop, Hop, bunny, bunny
Hop, hop, ho, ho, hop, hop
Road Kill Stew
(Tune: "Three Blind Mice")
Road kill stew, road kill stew.
Tastes so good, just like it should.
First you go down to the interstate.
You wait for the critter to meet it's fate.
You take it home and you make it great.
Road kill stew, road kill stew.
Something In My Pocket
I've got something in my pocket
That I found behind a log
My leader said to put it back
But I want to keep this frog
It's cool and green and slimy
And it wiggles in my hand
I've also got a wooly worm
And a pocket full of sand
Three Legged Puppy
(Sung to the Oscar Meyer Wiener Song)
Oh I wish I was a three-legged puppy
That is what I really wanna be
Cuz if I was a three-legged puppy
I wouldn't have to lift my leg to pee!
Hokey Pokey
You put your right hand in, You put your right hand out.
You put your right hand in and you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey, and you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!
(repeat using different body parts)
Herman The Worm
Sittin’ on a fencepost, chewin’ my bubblegum
(chew, chew, chew, chew)
Playin’ with my yo-yo, woo! woo!
When along came Herman the worm
And he was this big
(make a motion as if measuring a tiny worm)
And I said: “Herman? What happened?”
“I ate my Mother.”
(repeat verse, with worm action getting bigger and bigger for each of the
following lines:)
“I ate my Father.”
“I ate my Brother.”
“I ate my Sister.”
Repeat verse one last time, with a tiny worm action:
“I burped.”
In a Cabin In a Wood
(actions in brackets)
In a cabin in a wood (trace a cabin outline with finger)
A little old man by the window stood (trace window w/finger)
Saw a rabbit hopping by (two fingers like rabbit ears hopping)
Knocking at his door (knock with fist)
“Help me! Help me! Help me!” he said, (throw up hands)
“Or the hunter will shoot me dead!” (make finger gun, shoot)
“Come little rabbit, come with me,” (welcome gesture)
“Happy we will be.” (hug yourself)
On Top of Spaghetti
(tune: “On Top Of Old Smokey)
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled through the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.
The mush was as fertile, as fertile could be,
And later that summer, there sprouted a tree.
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss,
And on it grew meatballs in tomato sauce.
Itsy Bitsy’s Birthday
(tune: Itsy Bitsy Spider)
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the birthday cake,
Itsy Bitsy quickly learned he’s made a big mistake.
He climbed up on the candle before the cake was cut,
The itsy bitsy spider, he burned his little butt!
Trusty Tommy
(Tune: Yankee Doodle)
Trusty Tommy was a Boy Scout
Loyal to his mother,
Helpful to the folks about,
And Friendly to his brother.
Courteous to the girls he knew,
Kind unto his rabbit,
Obedient to his father, too,
and Cheerful in his habits.
Thrifty saving for a need,
Brave, but not a faker,
Clean in thought and word and deed,
And Reverent to his Maker.
I Wish I Were A Little Bar of Soap
(Tune: If You’re Happy and You Know It)
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Oh I’d slippy and I’d slidey over everybody’s hidy
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little bar of mosquito
Oh I’d bitty and I’d bitey under everybody’s nighty
Oh I wish I were a little bar of mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow
Oh I’d sitty on the steeple and I’d spitty on the people
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop
Oh I’d go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk
Oh I’d sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk
Oh I wish I were a fishy in the sea
Oh I wish I were a fishy in the sea
Oh I’d swim nudey, nudey, nudey with out my bathing suity
Oh I wish I were a fishy in the sea
Oh I wish I were a little slippery root
Oh I wish I were a little slippery root
I’d sit upon the trail and knot everyone on his tail
Oh I wish I were a little slippery root
Oh I wish I were a little radio
Oh I wish I were a little radio
I’d go CLICK!
Cub Scout Pack
(tune: Your a Grand Old Flag)
We're a Cub Scout Pack,
We're a high flying pack,
Down the trail of Akela we'll go.
From Wolves to Bears to Webelos,
As into good Cub Scouts we'll grow.
Every Cub is true to the gold and the blue,
And he never forgets this fact:
That all the fun a boy could want,
He can find in his Cub Scout Pack.
Puff, the Magic Maggot
Chorus:
Puff, the magic maggot lives in my trash
and frolics in banana peels and in the cigarette ash!
Puff, the magic maggot lives in my trash
and dines on month-old kitty litter and mildewed corn beef hash!
Verse 1
Little Teddy Tapeworm loved that maggot Puff.
He brought him dead dogs two weeks old,
and scabs still moist with pus.
Together they would travel to the city morgue to eat.
Puff would get the bones and hair and Teddy would get the meat!
Chorus
Verse 2
Maggots live forever, but tapeworms aren't too tough.
Teddy could eat the bones and hair,
but he choked on the scabs with pus.
Puff was broken-hearted, losing Teddy really hurt,
But not as much as hunger did, so he ate him for dessert!
Itsy Bitsy Scorpion
The itsy bitsy scorpion crawled up upon my shirt.
I smashed him with my hand, then threw him in the dirt,
When he stopped a squirming, I put him in my stew,
'Cause itsy bitsy scorpions taste good to me and you!
Oh, My Darling Frankenstein
(Tune: Clementine)
Chorus:
Oh, my darling, oh, my darling, oh, my darling Frankenstein.
You are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Frankenstein!
I was working with my test tubes
In my laboratory fine.
Then one day I broke my glasses
And I made poor Frankenstein.
He was charming, he was handsome,
And I nailed his head on tight.
Oh, his teeth were sharp and pearly
And his eyes came out at night.
Oh, his nose, I made it quickly
From a rotten apple core,
And his tongue was nice and purple
And it hung down to the floor.
Chorus
Then the Wolfman came to work,
"Sir," I said, "What's in your mouth?"
He said "Fangs." I said "You're welcome."
And he still is running south.
Frankenstein helped in the kitchen
He was baking up a cake,
When he fell in the Mixmaster
And got whipped up by mistake.
Cooking nicely in the oven,
Oh, the cake, it came out fine.
I told my friends that they were raisins,
But those lumps were Frankenstein!
Chorus
Underwear
Tune: "Over There"
Underwear, Underwear,
How I itch in my woolen underwear.
How I wish I'd gotten a pair of cotton,
So I wouldn't itch everywhere.
BVDs make me sneeze.
When the breeze from the trees
Hits my knees.
Coming over, I'm coming over,
In my gosh darned, itchy, woolen underwear.
Underwear, Underwear
Send a pair, send a pair I can wear
For I left mine lyin' outside a dryin'
And I can't find them anywhere
Underwear, Underwear
Send a pair, send a pair I can wear
Assembly's blowing, I must be going
And I'll get there if I have to get there bare
Mom, Wash My Underwear
(Tune: "God Bless America")
Mom, wash my underwear; my only pair.
We can find them, and move them,
From the heap by the side of the chair.
To the washer, to the clothes line,
To my backpack, to my rear.
Mom, wash my underwear, my only pair.
Mom wash my underwear, my only pair.
The Little Green Frog
Gaaloomph went the little green frog one day
Gaaloomph went the little green frog
Gaaloomph went the little green frog one day
And the frog went gloomph gloomph gloomph
But we all know frogs go [clap] laa dee daa dee daa
[clap] laa dee daa dee daa [clap] laa dee daa dee daa
We all know frogs go [clap] laa dee daa dee daa
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And we all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them
SQUELCH when you step on them SQUELCH when you step on them
We all know frogs go SQUELCH when you step on them
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And we all know frogs go POP in the microwave
POP in the microwave POP in the microwave
We all know frogs go POP in the microwave
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And well know frogs go WHZZZ in the blender
WHZZZ in the blender WHZZZ in the blender
We all know frogs go WHZZZ in the blender
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
And we all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
SPLAT in the ceiling fan SPLAT in the ceiling fan
We all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
They don't go gloomph gloomph gloomph
KOOKABURRA
Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bush is he.
Laugh Kookaburra, Laugh Kookaburra
Gay your life must be.
Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree.
Eating all the gumdrops he can see.
Stop Kookaburra, Stop Kookaburra
Save some there for me!
Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree.
With a bellyache as you can see,
Ha, Kookaburra, ha, Kookaburra,
Didn’t save any for me, ha, ha, ha!
Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree.
Counting all the monkeys he can see.
Stop Kookaburra, Stop Kookaburra
That’s not a monkey, that’s me, ha, ha, ha!
Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree.
Pulling all the splinters out of his tail,
Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch, Kookaburra,
Sore your tail must be, ha, ha, ha!
The Fish is Dead
(Sung to the tune of Joy to the World)
Joy to the world, the fish is dead.
We barbecued his head!
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down the potty!
Around and round it goes,
Around and round it goes,
Around and round and round it goes!
Ain't Gonna Rain No More
Chorus:
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more,
it ain't gonna rain no more.
It rained last week and the week before,
it ain't gonna rain no more.
Mary had a little lamb, so goes the tale of yore.
She loved that little lamb so much,
She passed the plate for more.
A bullfrog sat on a lily pad, looking up in the sky.
He fell right off that lily pad, and got water in his eye.
Oh, a peanut sat on a railroad track, it's heart was all a-flutter.
Along came the 5:05 - Oops! peanut butter.
A cow walked on the railroad track, the train was coming fast.
The train got off the railroad track to let the cow go past!
I woke up in the morning, I glanced upon the wall.
The roaches and the bedbugs were having a game of ball.
The score was six to nothing, the roaches were ahead.
A bedbug hit a home run and knocked me out of bed!
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collar bone.
We think that he should tend the sick and leave the well alone.
A farmer slipped on the old barn roof when rotten boards gave way,
And as as he fell, he shrugged and said, "It's time to hit the hay."
Humpty Dumpty fell right down and landed on his head,
So, all the horses and the men had scrambled eggs and bread.
Camp Granada
Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner;
He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators,
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses".
Now I don't want this should scare ya,
But my bunk mate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy,
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh Mudda, Fadda,
Take me home, I hate Granada!
Don't leave me in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
Or mess the house with other boys.
Oh, please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest Father, darling Mother,
How's my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, gals are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's betta,
Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter!
My Stomach Has Had It
(to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
My breakfast lies over the ocean,
My dinner lies over the sea,
My stomach is in a commotion,
Don't mention my supper to me.
Chorus:
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring Back my bucket to me, to me,
Bring back, bring back,
Oh bring Back my bucket to me, to me!
I really felt rotten this morning,
They tell me I really looked pale,
My stomach gave adequate warning,
To lean far out over the rail.
The sound of a stomach in motion,
A murmuring noise inside me,
I looked down and there on the water,
Was breakfast and dinner and tea.
The Wrong End
(to the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
Oh, rabbits have bright, shiny noses.
I'm telling you this as a friend.
The reason their noses are shiny:
The powder puff's on the wrong end.
Wrong end, wrong end,
The powder puff's on the wrong end, wrong end
Wrong end, wrong end,
The powder puff's on the wrong end.
If You're Happy
If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands,
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
2nd verse:
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet.
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet.
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet.
If you're happy and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet.
3rd verse:
If you’re happy and you know it, nod your head.
If you’re happy and you know it, nod your head.
If you’re happy and you know it, nod your head.
If you're happy and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
If you’re happy and you know it, nod your head.
4th verse:
If you’re happy and you know it, do all three.
If you’re happy and you know it, do all three.
If you’re happy and you know it, do all three.
If you're happy and you know it,
and you really want to show it,
If you’re happy and you know it, do all three.
Scouting Spirit
I've got that Scouting Spirit up in my head,
up in my head, up in my head.
I've got that Scouting Spirit up in my head,
up in my head to stay!
I've got that Scouting Spirit deep in my heart,
deep in my heart, deep in my heart.
I've got that Scouting Spirit deep in my heart,
deep in my heart to stay!
I've got that Scouting Spirit down in my feet,
down in my feet, down in my feet.
I've got that Scouting Spirit down in my feet,
down in my feet to stay!
I've got that Scouting Spirit all over me,
all over me, all over me.
I've got that Scouting Spirit all over me,
all over me to stay!
I've got that Scouting Spirit up in my head,
deep in my heart, down in my feet.
I've got that Scouting Spirit all over me,
all over me to stay!
THE OTHER DAY I MET A BEAR
The other day (repeat), I met a bear (repeat)
A great big bear (repeat), Oh way out there (repeat)
He looked at me, (repeat), I looked at him (repeat)
He sized up me (repeat), I sized up him (repeat)
He says to me, (repeat), "Why don't you run? (repeat)
I see you don't (repeat), Have any gun." (repeat)
And so I ran (repeat), Away from there (repeat)
But right behind (repeat), Me was that bear (repeat)
I had to climb (repeat), Into a tree (repeat)
A great big tree (repeat), Oh mercy me (repeat)
The lowest branch (repeat), Was ten feet up (repeat)
I had to jump (repeat), And trust my luck (repeat)
And so I jumped (repeat), Into the air (repeat)
But I missed that branch (repeat), Oh way up there (repeat)
But don't you fret (repeat), And don't you frown
'Cause I caught that branch (repeat)
On the way back down (repeat)
That's all there is (repeat),There is no more (repeat)
Unless I see that bear once more
THE ANNOYING SONG
(Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic)
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves
- And this is how it goes:
Repeat indefinately!
HAWAIIAN PUNCH
(Tune- The Brady Bunch)
It's the story of a lovely apple
Who was bringing up three very lovely fruits
All of them had skin of gold like their mother
The youngest one in peels
It's the story of Mr. Pineapple
Who was bringing up three fruits of his own
They were four fruits living all together
But they were all alone
Then the one day the apple met the pineapple
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That this group must somehow form a beverage
That's the way they became Hawaiian Punch
Hawaiian Punch, Hawaiian Punch
That's the way they became Hawaiian Punch
SOMETHING IN MY POCKET
(Tune- Brownie Smile Song)
I have something in my pocket
That I found behind a log
My leader said to let it loose
But I want to keep my frog
It's cool and green and slimy
And it squiggles in my hand
I also have a wooly worm
And a pocket full of sand
ONCE A CUB SCOUT WENT TO CAMP
(Tune: Head & Shoulders, Knees & Toes)
Once a Cub Scout went to camp, went to camp
Went to camp without his lamp, without his lamp
And when he saw a spider in his bed,
This is what the Cub Scout said, Cub Scout said:
"Spider, spider, go away, go away,
You are not allowed to stay, allowed to stay
This is what my leader said,
'No two bodies in one bed, in one bed.'"
Once a Girl Scout went to camp, went to camp
Went to camp without her lamp, without her lamp
And there she saw a spider in her bed, in her bed
This is what the Girl Scout said, Girl Scout said:
"Aaaaaauuughhhhhh!"
My Aunt Came Back
(can be repeated)
My Aunt came back, from the New York Fair, and brought with her,
a rocking chair. (Rock back and forth)
My Aunt came back, from Old Japan, and brought with her, a hand
fan. (Rock and fan yourself)
My Aunt came back, from Old Algiers, and brought with her, a pair
of shears. (Rock, fan and pretend to have scissors.)
My Aunt came back, from Holland too, and brought with her, a
wooden shoe. (Rock, fan, scissors and tap foot.)
My Aunt came back, from Waterloo, and brought with her, some
gum to chew. (Rock, fan, scissors, tap and chew.)
My Aunt came back, from Timbucktoo, and brought her, a Nut like
You!
Dial 911
(tune: 3 Blind Mice)
Dial 911; Dial 911
If you are hurt; if you need help
If someone has fallen and can't get up
Run to the phone and pick it up
Stay in the line and don't hang up.
Help will come, help will come.
Six Little Ducks
Six little ducks that I once knew,
Fat ones, skinny ones, fair ones too.
(Chorus) But the one little duck with the feather on her back, She
led the others with a Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack, quack. She led the others with a Quack, quack,
quack.
Down to the river they would go. Wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble to
and fro. *chorus*
Home from the river they would come. Wibble, wobble, wibble,
wobble, ho hum hum. *Chorus*
Little Black Things
(tune: Clementine)
Chorus:
Little black things, little black things
Crawling up and down my arms.
If I wait till they have babies,
I can start a black things farm!
Haven't had a bath in two years,
And I never change my clothes,
But I've got these little black things,
Where they come from, Heaven knows!
Chorus
Once a cute boy tried to kiss me,
But he screamed and gave a yell,
And he ran before I could ask him:
Was it the black things or the smell?
Chorus
KOOKABURRA SITS ON AN ELECTRIC WIRE
Kookaburra sits on an electric wire
With tears in his eyes and his tail on fire
Ouch Kookaburra, ouch Kookaburra
Sore your tail must be, ha, ha, ha!
Kookaburra sits on an electric wire
Jumping up and down ‘cos his bums on fire
Fry Kookaburra, fry kookaburra
Tasty you will be, ha ha ha!
Puff the Magic Dragon
Chorus:
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called
Honah Lee.
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.
Oh... Chorus
Together that would travel on a boat with billowed sail, Jackie kept
a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail, Noble kings and
princesses would bow where'ere they came, Pirate ships would
low're their flag when Puff roared out his name.
Oh... Chorus
A dragon lives forever but no so little boys Painted wings and giant
rings make way for other toys.
One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more and Puff
that mighty dragon he ceased his fearless roar.
Oh... Chorus
His head was bent in sorrow--- green scales fell like rain, Puff no
longer went to play without his lifelong friend. Puff could not be
brace so Puff that mighty dragon, sadly slipped into his cave.
Oh... Chorus
My Leader
(tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)
My leader fell into a pothole
In a glacier while climbing an Alp.
He's still there after 50 long winter,
And all you see is his scalp.
Chorus:
Bring back, bring back,
O bring back my leader to me, to me
Bring back, bring back,
O bring back my leader to me.
My leader was proud of his whiskers,
To shave them would give him the blues,
They hung all the way to his ankles,
And he used them for shining his shoes.
Chorus
My leader had faith in a sailboat
He had built from an old hollow tree.
My leader set sail for Australia
Now my leader lies under the sea.
Chorus
My leader made friends with hyenas
He gave them a ride on his raft.
When a crocodile reached up and grabbed him
The hyenas just sat there and laughed.
Chorus
My leader annoyed his dear parents
They tossed him right out of the bus
And if we don't mind our behavior,
Why that's what will happen to us.
Chorus
Jake the Snake
(tune: O Christmas Tree)
O Jake the snake, O Jake the snake
You did not see that garden rake.
You used to be so long and thin,
And now you're just a piece of skin.
O Jake the snake, O Jake the snake
You did not see that garden rake.
O Dan the duck, O Dan the duck
You did not see that garbage truck.
You used to be so round and plump
And now you're just an old speed bump.
O Dan the duck, O Dan the duck
You did not see that garbage truck.
O Bob the bear, O Bob the bear
You did not see that hunter there.
You used to be so big and tall
And now you hang upon the wall.
O Bob the bear, O Bob the bear
You did not see that hunter there.
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Why were you running from the mutts?
Now that truck, spread out your guts...
Oh, Kitty Cat, Oh, Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
You did not see the hook ahead,
And now your head is stuffed with bread.
Oh Fred the fish, Oh Fred the fish,
Why are you lying on the dish?
I ran across! I ran across!
In memory of those we lost!
I ran across! I ran across!
In memory of those we lost!
I had to prove to Tom & Sue,
& Ted, I could get through!
I ran across! I ran across!
In memory of those we lost!
Baby Bumble Bee
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm bringing home my baby bumble bee
Ooh eee it stung me!
I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee
Ooh ee it's all over me!
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee
Ooh eee needs salt!
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm licking up my baby bumble bee
Ooh eee I feel sick!
I'm (throwing up noise) my baby bumble bee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm (throwing up noise) my baby bumble bee
Ooh eee what a mess!
I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee
Won't my mommy be so proud of me
I'm sweeping up my baby bumble bee
Ooh eee my mommy loves me!
I'm bringing home my baby dinosaur
Won't my mommy hide behind the door
I'm bringing home my baby dinosaur
Ooh eee it stepped on me!
Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your ears hang low?
Yes, my ears hang low
Yes, they wobble to and fro
I can tie them in a knot
I can tie them in a bow
I can throw them over my shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Yes, my ears hang low!
Do your teeth hang out?
Do they rub against your snout?
Can you use them like a pick?
Can you take them in and out?
Can they do the boogie woogie
Like they do in any movie?
Do your teeth hang out?
Yes, my teeth hang out
Yes, they rub against my snout
I can use them like a pick
I can take them in and out
Yes, they do the boogie woogie
Like they do in any movie
Yes, my teeth hang out!
Alice the Camel
Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
Alice the camel has five humps
So go Alice go! Boom boom boom
...repeat counting down until...
Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
Alice the camel has no humps
Because Alice is a horse!
Actions: Everyone puts their arms around the shoulders of their
neighbors. At each line, when you get to the number of humps,
everyone bends their knees together. At "boom boom boom",
everyone bumps bums with their neighbors!
Hokey Pokey
You put your (right hand) in.
You pull your (right hand) out.
You put your (right hand) in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
(Repeat using different body parts!)
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
Chorus:
Little rabbit Foo Foo, hopping through the forest,
Scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head,
And down came the good fairy, and she said,
"Little rabbit Foo Foo, I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head."
Chorus actions:
“Little rabbit Foo Foo…”: use two fingers as rabbit ears, hop your
hand across in front of you
“Scooping up the field mice”: scoop up an invisible mouse, bop it
on the head
“Good fairy”: wave arm as if holding a magic wand
“I don't want to see you”: wag index finger back and forth as "no"
"I'll give you three chances, And then I'll turn you into a goon." But
the very next day...
"I'll give you two more chances, And then I'll turn you into a goon."
But the very next day...
"I'll give you one more chance, And then I'll turn you into a goon."
But the very next day...
"I gave you three chances, So now I'll turn you into a goon." - Zap!
The moral of the story is: "Hare today; goon tomorrow."
My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
My bonnie lies over the ocean
My bonnie lies over the sea
My bonnie lies over the ocean
Oh, bring back my bonnie to me
Bring back, bring back,
Bring back my bonnie to me, to me
Bring back, bring back,
Bring back my bonnie to me
Actions: Start the song sitting down. On the first "B" in the song,
stand up. At the next "B", sit
down again. Repeat throughout the song. Repeat the song a
number of times, getting faster and
faster!
My Bonnie's complexion was makeup
Her face, it was beauteous to see
Until she got caught in a rainstorm
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me!
My Bonnie leaned over the gas tank
The height of its contents to see
I lighted a match to assist her
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me!
My mother's an apple pie maker
My father he fiddles for tin
My sister scrubs floors for a living
Oh boy, how the money rolls in.
Last night as I lay on my pillow
Last night as I lay on my bed
I stuck my feet out the window
Next morning my neighbors were dead!
My Hat
My had it has three corners
Three corners has my hat
If it has not three corners
Then it is not my hat
Actions:
my=hand on chest,
hat=point to head,
three=3 fingers,
corners=point to elbow
The 1st time you sing the song,
do all actions and words;
the 2nd time, don't say 'my' only do the action;
the 3rd time, only action for 'hat',
4th time, only action for 'Three',
5th time, only action for 'corners'.
This Old Man
This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb
With a knick-knack paddywack
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Other Verses
Two...shoe
Three...knee
Four...door
Five...hive
Six...sticks
Seven...heaven
Eight...gate
Nine...down the line
Ten...in the den
Old MacDonald's Farm
Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh!
And on that farm he had a cow, e-i-e-i-ooh!
With a moo, moo here and a moo, moo there,
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo, moo,
Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooh!
Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!
And on that farm he had a tree...
(switch tunes here)
Where they cut down the old pine tree, TIMBER! And hauled it
away to the mill, tra, la, la!
Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!
And on that farm he had a home...
(switch tunes)
Home, home on the range,
Where they cut down the old pine tree, TIMBER! And hauled it
away to the mill, tra, la, la!
Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!
And on that farm he had a dog,
(switch tunes)
Oh where oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where oh where
can he be?
He's home, home on the range,
Where they cut down the old pine tree! TIMBER! and they hauled it
away to the mill, tra, la, la!
Old McDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-o!
And on that farm he had a Sweetheart...
(switch tunes)
Let me call you sweetheart, I'm in love with you, Let me hear you
whisper,
Oh where oh where has my little dog gone, Oh where oh where can
he be?
He's home, home on the range,
Where they cut down the old pine tree, TIMBER! And they hauled it
away to the mill, tra, la, la!
The Song That Never Ends
It is the song that never ends,
It just goes on and on my friends.
Some people, started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
Repeat…
Bug Juice
(Tune: On Top of Old Smokey)
At camp with the Cub Scouts,
They gave us a drink.
We thought it was kool-aid
Because it was pink.
But the drink that they gave us
Would have grossed out a moose.
For the good tasting pink drink,
Was really bug juice.
It looks fresh and fruity,
Like tasty koolaid.
But the bugs that are in it,
Were murdered with Raid.
We drank it by gallons
We drank it by tons.
But then the next morning,
We all had the runs.
Next time you drink bug juice
And a fly drives you mad.
He's just getting even
'Cause you swallowed his dad.
Scout Marching Song
The scouts go marching one by one.
Hurrah, Hurrah.
The scouts go marching one by one.
Hurrah, Hurrah.
The scouts go marching one by one,
The little one stops to have some fun.
Chorus:
And they all go marching,
In ... to the tent ...
To get out ... of the rain
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Verses:
Two by two ... to tie his shoe
Three by three ... to climb a tree
Four by four ... to close the door
Five by five ... to peek in a hive
Six by six ... to pick up sticks
Seven by seven ... to look at heaven
Eight by eight ... to shut the gate
Nine by nine ... to tell the time
Ten by ten ... to say THE END
Jaws
(Tune: Do Re Mi)
JAWS A mouth, a great big mouth
TEETH The things that kinda crunch
BITE The friendly sharks "hello"
US His favorite juicy lunch
BLOOD That turns the ocean red
CHOMP That means the sharks been fed
GULP That will bring us back to
JAWS! JAWS! JAWS! JAWS!
Reverent/Spiritual songs
America The Beautiful
O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain.
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee.
And crown thy good with brotherhood,
From sea to shinning sea.
O beautiful for patriot's dreams
That sees beyond the years.
Thine alabaster cities gleam
Undimmed by human tears!
America! America!
God shed His grace on thee.
And crown thy good, with brotherhood
From sea to shining sea.
This Land Is Your Land
(By Woodie Guthrie)
This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the Gulfstream water
This land was made for you and me.
As was walking, that ribbon of highway
I looked above me, there in the sky-way
I looked below me, in the golden valley
This land was made for you and me.
(repeat first verse)
God Bless America
God bless America, Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her,
Thru the night with the light from above.
From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans, white with foam.
God bless America, my home, sweet, home;
God bless America, my home, sweet, home.
HE HEARS
(Tune: On top of old Smokey)
My God is so great
and I am so small,
but it doesn't matter
he hears when I call!
He hears when I whisper,
he hears when I shout
he hears my "thank you"
'cause I'm a Cub Scout.
SCOUTMASTER'S HYMN
On top of Old Smokey, all covered with snow.
I learned a great lesson, all people should know.
I met a scoutmaster, a helper of youth.
He was roaming God's mountains, in search of the truth.
He told me he found it, in the red sunset' glow.
In the voice of the thunder, in the touch of the snow.
His truth was quite simple, as plain as could be.
I'll never forget what that leader told me.
Do your duty to God, to the red, white, and blue.
To all others be helpful, and to thine own self be true.
KUM BA YAH - SCOUTING
A Scout is trustworthy, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is loyal, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is helpful, Lord, Kum ba yah!
O Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is friendly, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is courteous, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is Kind, Lord, Kum ba yah!
O Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is obedient, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is cheerful, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is thrifty, Lord, Kum ba yah!
O Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is brave, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is clean, Lord, Kum ba yah!
A Scout is reverent, Lord, Kum ba yah!
O Lord, Kum ba yah!
Do Lord
(clap in rhythm while singing)
Do Lord, oh, do Lord, oh, do remember me!
Oh, Lordy!
Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me!
Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh, do remember me!
Look away beyond the blue!
God’s Love is Like a Circle
(tune: “Puff the Magic Dragon”)
God’s love is like a circle,
A circle big and round.
And when you see a circle
No ending can be found.
That’s how it is with God’s love,
Goes on eternally,
Forever and forever more
I know that God loves me.
AMAZING GRACE
Amazing grace how sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.
'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears relieved.
How precious did that grace appear
The hour I first believed.
Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis grace hath brought me safe thus far
And grace will lead me home.
The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures;
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.
When we've been there ten thousand years
Bright shining as the sun,
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we've first begun.
John Newton 1725-1807 (stanza 6 Anon)
Scout Vesper
Tune: "Tannenbaum"
Softly falls the light of day,
While our campfire fades away.
Silently each scout should ask:
"Have I done my daily task?
Have I kept my honor bright?
Can I guiltless sleep tonight?
Have I done and have I dared
Everything to be prepared.?"
Cub Scout Vespers
(Tune: "O Tannenbaum")
As the night comes to this land,
On my promise I will stand.
I will help the Pack to go,
As the Pack helps me to grow.
Yes, I will always give goodwill,
I'll follow my Akela still.
And before I stop to rest
I will do my very best.
Daylight Taps
(same tune as "Taps")
Thanks and praise, For our days
'Neath the sun, 'Neath the stars
'Neath the sky, As we go
This we know, God is nigh.
TAPS for Cubs
As we close, each Cub Scout knows,
What it means to be fair,
To be true.
To be proud of the gold,
And the blue.
TAPS
Day is done, gone the sun,
From the lake, from the hills, From the sky.
All is well, safely rest, God is nigh.
Fading light, dims the sight,
And a star gems the sky, gleaming bright.
From afar, drawing nigh, falls the night.
Thanks and praise, for our days,
'Neath the sun, 'neath the stars, neath the sky;
As we go, this we know, God is nigh.
Sun has set, shadows come,
Time has fled, Scouts must go to their beds
Always true to the promise that they made.
While the light fades from sight,
And the stars gleaming rays softly send,
To thy hands we our souls, Lord, commend.